Tuesday, August 26, 2008

hi high

california, wyoming, colorado, iowa, illinois, new york

nevada, utah, nebraska, indiana, pennsylvania, new jersey, bleghh

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

ddddd

im gonna make it alive out of whyoming i can feel it but you never know

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

uh

that's hella cutty, do you know what i mean

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

misdemeanor

it's a fact the freaks love to get slapped, i don't wanna go to jail

Saturday, August 9, 2008

help

i didn't know how ambiguous the lyrics "money's comin slow but my wheels keep spinnin" would be. at least i think those are the lyrics. i heard a song when i was driving yesterday and i tried googling those lyrics but a million other songs about rims and spinnin and tippin came up and i can't find the song that i heard. help me please

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

cousin juancho

she hasn't seen cousin juancho in 8 years and she only saw him 8 years ago because of a coincidence on a plane back to where they are from and before that they hadn't seen each other in 20 years and now they are going to lunch to catch up or whatever family members feel obligated to do when they lose touch and don't really care and then cousin juancho stared at my legs, JUANCHO, did you think i wouldn't notice?

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

hot shit

i spent approx 15 minutes trying to kill the biggest mosquito these eyes have ever seen by throwing two pairs of shoes at it and using a swifter and then mom and dad came home and he killed it in a minute flat thanks dad. that didn't happen it's actually a metaphor for something much bigger so think about it. also i did the math last night because i couldn't fall asleep and it could be like a lil wayne song.

Monday, August 4, 2008

pop punk

the person you complain to ur friends about when the cutesy text messages stop ??

Saturday, August 2, 2008

august

the only person who doesn't fail me is gilad and i don't even feel bad about that or whatever. i hang out with him every day and i feel great, thanks gilad. also nephew has returned and he presented me with a business proposition and i don't feel bad about that either, i think the only people i need are gilad and nephew and maybe the girl who kicked on the last one when she was only supposed to add a double knee