twoo

it's two when there is a mirror, now i see it, now it;s ok, i decided to look. will you visit my city when i have a city. i'll never visit all of your cities, there are too many.

fish

i would rather walk around and be miserable than carry this fish in my pocket, stupid

king leopold

why don't you just pay me in bagels

ttp

today i ate like 20 saltines a piece of toast and drank a liter of ginger ale, time to party