hot shit

i spent approx 15 minutes trying to kill the biggest mosquito these eyes have ever seen by throwing two pairs of shoes at it and using a swifter and then mom and dad came home and he killed it in a minute flat thanks dad. that didn't happen it's actually a metaphor for something much bigger so think about it. also i did the math last night because i couldn't fall asleep and it could be like a lil wayne song.

pop punk

the person you complain to ur friends about when the cutesy text messages stop ??

august

the only person who doesn't fail me is gilad and i don't even feel bad about that or whatever. i hang out with him every day and i feel great, thanks gilad. also nephew has returned and he presented me with a business proposition and i don't feel bad about that either, i think the only people i need are gilad and nephew and maybe the girl who kicked on the last one when she was only supposed to add a double knee

:)

how come all of a sudden i have a really vivid memory of me wearing a sarong to middle school and it may have even been a sarong over a pair of jeans ooh

selena

ANYTHING FOR SELENAS

coño

coño man look we could burn right quick in the car and whatever and he was like mira can you hook me up and also ask hernan about columbia and see what he says he's crazy then he asked me if i could teach him how to talk to girls NEPHEW

mierda

it was a combination of feeling really awkward and you having a slight speech impediment. but i mean don't get me wrong i bet you're nice i'm just saying that i had a lousy time.