savage

she likes to dance and usually when she does you can tell that she means it by the look on her face, scrunched up nose, pursed lips but not angry, a little bit sassy, all i want to do is listen to soulja boy and ask you to let me see your hips swing, i wanna see your hips swing

monday

im eating purple and green ones and i probably picked them myself, i am proud, but even still i am not that interested in sharing but no one would blame me for that

hhh

my friend miguel he says consciously trying to not be cray cray is the hardest
miguel what does that even mean i had to refer to “the streets”
really crazy but in code it’s slang
that made me feel old or uncool or something
but you’re older so what gives

miguel he said that you don’t have to do nothing you don’t want to do
well nothing appeals to me, least of all MPB
ha ha stuff, he said don’t do it and i said of course i won’t i am very nice
also if word gets out then that would be embarrassing

wings

she knocked on my door and was like hey could i get a beer for the wings delivery guy so i gave her a pbr for the wings delivery guy

tonight

tonight i am sleeping with you doug

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i am not into any of that goofy monty python shitt